Thank you, Sam.
( Seriously, I want a Cap belly warmer. )
Steve shows up to an Avengers meeting in August wearing a red white and blue scarf that hangs down nearly to his knees, with little pieces of yarn sticking out anywhere there’s a color change. When Tony stares, Steve shrugs. “Bucky hasn’t figured out how to weave in ends yet,” he says, toying with one of the errant pieces. “Pretty good though, right?”
Tony says nothing. Tony’s not sure there’s anything to say, except, maybe, that knitting needles sound pretty fucking dangerous in the hands of the Winter Soldier.
In September, Natasha pulls her tablet out of a black knit pouch with red edging; in October, Sam’s wearing a pair of thick grey fingerless gloves, little black wings adorning the tops. Clint comes home one day November wearing deep purple arm warmers, and a few days later Bruce walks by wearing the exact same ones in green. By December, Thor’s storing Mjolnir in a little silver knitted sack, and when Steve and Bucky show up for the Christmas party in matching handmade sweaters, holding hands and generally looking much more like something out of an adorable Hallmark commercial than Tony would’ve guessed upon meeting Barnes six months ago, he has to admit it: he’s hurt.
"I am not hurt," he hisses at Pepper, when she finds him sulking. "I am — confused. And! Cold! If Barnes is going to knit things for the entire team then, I mean, whatever, I don’t care. I’m just saying, it’s not exactly fair, is it? Everyone getting something and me—”
"Tony," Pepper interrupts, giving him her gentlest exasperated eyeroll, "Bucky left something for us in the foyer."
It’s a blanket, as it turns out, red and gold striped. Pepper wraps around her shoulders immediately and refuses to give it back, even when Tony tugs her into a kiss and tries to use the distraction to steal it off her. It looks awesome, though, and it feels pretty damn comfortable for the, like, eight seconds Tony gets his hands on it before Pepper sails away, still wearing it around her shoulders. Huh.
Tony sidles up to Steve at the next Avengers meeting. “Hey,” Tony says, “you were right: your boy’s pretty good with a needle. You think he could make a hat that says ‘War Machine Rox,’ spelled with an X? I need a good birthday present for Rhodey.”
Steve beams at him.
"Stiles, go seek out the Hale Bureau. They will help you."
After helping a wolf, Stiles finds himself involuntarily engaged to a princess in a magical world of werewolves.
..also known as that Sterek The Cat Returns AU. Or in this case, Wolf.
I just wanted to draw wolf!Derek and fox!Stiles tbh, but then I rewatched the movie and instantly thought “Hey, I want a The Cat Returns Sterek AU because I love this movie.”
So I did some screenshot redraws. Because I can.
NO ONE IS DEAD OR EVIL IN THIS AU as for characters I guess Stiles as Haru, Derek as Baron, Scott as Yuki, and Allison as Prince Lune I GUESS also we need Muta. Hm. Peter? That means Toto could be Laura idek I just want someone to write this or something please
Teen Wolf (Sterek) BBC Merlin AU
Stiles as Merlin, Derek as King Arthur, Allison as Gwen, Scott as Lancelot, Lydia as the Lady Morgana, Cora, Erica, Boyd and Isaac as knights of The Round Table, Jackson as The Dragon, and Danny as Gaius, Stiles’s long-suffering master.
When his fiancée elopes with Sir Scott, King Derek is too busy being smitten with his Court Magician to even pretend to care about it. But soon problems arise and King Derek will need all of his knights to protect Camelot Hills from the traitorous Mordred twins.
A.k.a. Stiles is Merlin and Jackson is The Dragon and no one has seen such a brooding Once and Future King before.